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Add some positivity to your Facebook status with these quotations that are both beautiful and inspirational. With these Facebook statuses, you can update your status with a thoughtful quote and add some age-old wisdom to the news feed.

Our statuses also include humorous posts, too, so you can make your family and friends smile. Scroll through all of Facebook quotes to find your favorites. You can post a funny status on FB or a love quote too!

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Beautiful inspirational quotes for Facebook status

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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I am so fresh in soul and spirit that life gushes and bubbles around me in a thousand springs.
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A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
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I believe it is in my nature to dance by virtue of the beat of my heart, the pulse of my blood and the music in my mind.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude.
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I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
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A bend in the road is not the end of the road…unless you fail to make the turn.
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The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
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Funny Facebook statuses

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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Always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
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Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone :)
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
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Love quotes

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
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There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
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The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
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Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
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Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
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Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
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Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.
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Wouldn't it be the perfect crime, if I stole your heart and you stole mine? ♥
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This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
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